My name is Jake.

Here I review various anime/manga/japanese art.

In the interest of not having what is essentially a blank page, I shall list out some animes and rank them in a somewhat arbitrary manner. Maybe one day I will review them.

Easy Access Hot Links Comment
'Plan' to watch It is on the list but not a 'set in stone' thing.
Currently Watching! Yeah I am currently watching these. I may finish these or I may not.
Reconsidering (eventually) This list will likely never get long.
I don't know where to rank What to say about it? What can one derive from it? I don't know!
Favorites Favorites! Things I actually watch often!
Decent Things that I have watched and maybe may watch again. Maybe.
Stopped watching Not saying that these are bad but I've stopped watching. Still 'plan' to finish.
It's okay Have watched but would not necessarily would recommend to anyone.
It's boring Dropped and won't pick up. *Yawns*
Hate Things that I have watched and DEFINITELY never will watch again.
Awful These have failed the Jake's-good-anime-test (to be created).
misa-misa

Misa is also a best girl

On the list that I 'plan' to watch one day.[top]

Name Comment
Maximum the Hormone
Ghost In The Shell 2045
The Magnificent Kotobuki
Dr. Stone
The Big O
Kidou Senkan Nadesiko
K-On!
Rayearth
Dunbine
Twelve Kingdoms
To-Love Ru Darkness
Desert Rose
Hokuto no Ken
Nichijou

I am currently watching these.[top]

(It is my first time watching these)

Name Comment
Sakura-Sou {4(?)/24}. I dislike unnecessary drama and emotional shit-flinging. I know they have their place but most of the 'harm' that MC experiences (so far) is self inflicted. I hope they tone it down soon.
Azumanha Daioh {11/26}. Seems to be a slice of life which is perfectly fine; a welcome break from the stress of real life.

I am reconsidering these[top]

This list exists because someone has convinced me (or I have convinced myself) that I should reconsider the anime. Doesn't necessarily mean I will halt everything I am doing just to watch it however ;P

Name Comment
Berserk (3D) Formally 'awful.'

I don't know where to rank these.[top]

I can't figure out how to rank them (even arbitrarily). The only thing I can really say about them is that I think about them often.

Name Comment
Serial Experiments Lain
Texhnolyze

Favorites; and I have watched it at least more than once or I really really like it.[top]

Name Comment
Konosuba Be sure to find a translation team that don't view themselves as the highest order of comedy.
Dantalain no Shoka I remember wanting to watch the second season of it only to find the first was made in 2008 and the current year at that time was at least +8.
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
Death Note One of the first 'big brained' anime I've watched. I'll write a review on this 'soon(tm)'.
Saga of Tanya the Evil Being 'X'. He plagues us all doesn't he, in some ways? The greatest form of revenge is to defeat him and his silly plans.
Claymore
Berserk (2D)
One Punch Man I don't really like the parts where the anime focuses on other people, if I wanted to watch 50-punches-and-kicks-and-also-maybe-a-scheme man I would've watched Naruto.
Cowboy Bebop
Minami-ke Slice of life
Birdy the Mighty: Decode
Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu
Katanagatari
Dragon Ball (No 'Z')
Haibane Renmei
BNA - Brand New Anime This is meant to be listened to in English dub because it was written in English. You can tell by the lip syncing.
Gakkou no Kaidan: Kubinashi Rider!! Shi no Noroi English dub only!!
Steins;Gate
No Game No Life Zero Movie. Hits me right in the feels man. (technically a sequel to the anime series but you can watch it in whatever order)
No Game No Life It is a shame this anime is only 12 episodes. I wish it was longer. There are a lot of 'blank' spaces that can only be answered by reading the manga/light novel.

Decent but I have only watched it once but will probably watch it again if I ever have free time.[top]

Name Comment
Lucky Star
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Blend S Surprise!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica A heart warming story!
Rakuen Tsuihou - Expelled from Paradise Despite being a 3D movie it is actually not bad.
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War?
The Rising of the Shield Hero This made me angry! The manga was more... 'Bitch' does not survive.
Hellsing (2d) I really like this anime. I like vampires.
Black Lagoon /a/ claims that this is feminist propaganda. Maybe - if all 'badass' anime girls are feminist icons.
Psycho-Pass
Noragami
A Certain Magical Index
My Teen Romantic Comedy
Another This anime probably could've ended in episode 1, but I liked it regardless.
Gosick
Kill La Kill (Pre-Nue)
Goblin Slayer
Hell Girl. (Only some of it, there's like 8 seasons) https://www.jigokutsushin.de/
Cautious Hero
Cells at Work!
Blade of the Immortal
Gunslinger Girl
Yuyushiki
Ping Pong the Animation
Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki
Detroit Metal City
Himegoto
Daily Lives of High School Boys
Simoun
RWBY A 3d animation but enjoyable. Written in English.
Toradora

Stopped watching currently, but 'plan' to pick it up later.[top]

Name Comment
Vampire Princess Miyu
Itsuka Tenma No Kuro Usagi
Kaichou wa Maid-sama
Ascendance of a Bookworm
A Certain Scientific Railgun
Sailor Moon
The Helpful Fox Senko-san
Seton Academy: Join the Pack!
Darwin's Game
One Piece
Toliet Bound Hanako-kun
Kono Oto Tomare!
Princess Connect Re:Dive
Jitsu wa, Watashi wa
DARLING in the FRANXX

It's okay and I have watched every episode (at least within the 1st season), but unless I get an urge for it I won't watch it again.[top]

Name Comment
Maoyuu Maou Yuusha I get annoyed at how the main character is literally a hero but he is scared of his wife.
Pandora Hearts The plot of this show is clearly written on the fly. I don't even know if there is a second season.
Shigofumi
Hayate no Gotoku!
Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion
Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou
Weiss Survive Literally an advertisment for a card game
Fullmetal Alchemist
Assassination Classroom I like the gimp suit at the end of the second season.
Parasyte
Black Butler
Overlord They rushed out season two and three so this is why you see SHITTY cgi and a lot of memes regarding it.
Re:ZERO
Kill La Kill (Post-Nue)
Blue Exorcist
Beelzebub
Rozen Maiden
Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
Prison School Are you a horny teenager? Yes? This is the anime for you!
Tokyo Ghoul A friend says that she hates this anime because everyone in it is boring. I am not sure that I agree totally.
Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life?!
Cross Ange
Watamote
Kurumi Tokissaki
Watashi Ga Motete Dousunda
Infinite Dendrogram This could've been great. The author really dropped the ball.
Vampire Knight
So I'm a Spider, So What? What to say about this one... Beginning was great then it turns into Overlord tier CGI. The fighting scenes at the end are so shit. The plot is... Interesting. Of course, the viewer has no idea what is happening until they are told, not because it is high IQ but because it comes out of almost nowhere. I don't understand why a character does something but then changes her mind; why did she fight in the first place? I am confused.
Problem Children Are Coming From Another World, Aren't They? I like the bunny. I am going to be honest, this anime is quite dull. Maybe the manga makes them seem better but for the most part this anime is just... hmm too fast for my liking and I don't really care about any of the characters. The main male character... (whatever his name was) is just a dull 'cocky' personality. That being said, I am curious about the music he listens to 24/7 because he NEVER takes off the headphones.

Stop watching mid-way, probably because I had things to do and the story couldn't keep me.[top]

Name Comment
Kurozuka
Wangan Midnight
Erased This anime was ERASED from my memory.
Welcome to the NHK!
My Next Life as a Villainess
Elfen Lied. I remember thinking 'not scary'.
High Score Girl
Blood+ So... BORING
Sword Art Online
Ao-chan Can't Study! I think I watched all episodes of this anime but I literally do not remember a single thing about it, besides her pa being a weird shape.
We Never Learn Same as above.
Planet With
Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu
Bleach

Have watched but you'd have to pay me to watch it again.[top]

Name Comment
Gabriel Dropout The memes are nice but the anime isn't so nice.
Fate Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya Alas, I am not a lolicon.
Attack on Titan Naruto but with a different flavor.
Kyokou Suiri Why are the last 4 episodes the same thing?
Kampfer

I stopped watching mid-way because I did not like this.[top]

Name Comment
AKB0048.
Suite Precure
Hellsing (3D)
Kiratto Pri-chan
Midnight Occult Civil Servants
Kabukichou Sherlock
Hatena Illusion
Plunderer
Somali to Mori no Kamisama
Rent-A-Girlfriend